Stalling for Time

Sunday, May 6

Finals Week starts today.

Fuck this place.

In a town where the apartment industry is 100% built on the blood, sweat, and tears of broke college students, housing on-campus is more expensive. There are only two buildings in my housing unit and I hate every single person in both of them. My roommates are the laziest fucking faggots in the world, and the diverse nature of college draws a bunch of Indian kids to my room to hang out with my Indian roommate, and if college has taught me anything, it's that I can't fucking stand Indian people. Especially rich, lazy, spoiled ones that, say, leave their dirty plates and garbage on the fucking floor and then choose to ignore it because they expect someone else to clean it up.

This university does nothing but fuck me over. I owed the university $100 in medical fees, which pales in comparison to the enormously ridiculous tuition I'm paying. Thank God the university got that money from me so that they could pay Grant Spanier's $500,000 a year salary. Good thing they extorted that money from me by not allowing me to register for classes until it got paid. Good thing they didn't even tell me my registration was on hold until I tried to register classes, causing all of the classes I wanted to fill up while I spent a week trying to sort the situation out. Good thing they didn't fucking tell me this is the reason my registration was on hold; I had to figure out how to fix it by trial and error.

Good thing they put all those potheads away (oh, the other ones too.) I mean, yeah, I knew 'em and yeah, they seemed like the nicest kids you'll ever meet, but they sold drugs, so clearly they were terrorists, escalating a deadly gang war, and driving The Pennsylvania State University's fine reputation into the ground.

The food here sucks, I have no money, I have to walk up four floors of stairs to my room, my R.A. is a fucking Mennonite, my housing coordinator is a cunt and a liar, none of my books can be sold-back because the university intentionally forces you to buy their house-published bullshit new every year, a lot of my friends dropped out or got arrested, the townies and their government treat students like second class citizens, and there's nobody to buy weed from anymore. I should fucking hate it here.

I don't want to leave.

[dl]album: Punk Goes Acoustic 2. Ask. Also, new add under "glass".

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