woooo

When I got out of the elevator just now, there was a lady from housing waiting to get on. She had a well-manicured janitorial mullet and a big, wheeled machine that she had just used to clean and polish the floors. She was probably going to take it back down to the basement, having finished her work.

As I got off the elevator, I dropped my Gatorade. The lid popped off and it spilled all over the place. So I peaced it.

That's all I got.